A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.
"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
by Anewmia June 16, 2019