Sima

A great friend, that always listens :)

Ricky: Goodnight, Platonic <3
Sima: Goodnight Platonic <3 XDD

by Rikidiki November 27, 2020

simp

i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.

me:“i am a simp for you kaylie”
kaylie: *cheating noises*

by istilloveu March 13, 2020

Simp

Squirrels
In
My
Pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...

by B-bree April 5, 2020

Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

The Simp

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

by Conrad Lakeem @ Trenches April 17, 2020

simmer down pot roast

A phrase used to get someone to calm down and relax.

Whoa there....simmer down pot roast.

by von Goat March 27, 2009

SIML

Sexual Intercourse My Life. A politically correct way to say Fuck My Life.
A polite way to express disdain at the severe fucking of one's life by a person, place, or thing

Today, someone literally shit in my cornflakes. SIML

by SImylife November 21, 2009