Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016

rusty steamboat

when a girl farts while a man is giving her a rim job (licking out her anal cavity)

jess gave me a rusty steamboat last night, tasted like onions

by rafiki and bonzai January 10, 2009

soviet russia

An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.

by thousandinone February 1, 2007

Rush Limbaugh

A complete asshole if there ever was one albeit a clever one. It is his listeners, the ditto-heads who are a sorry-ass bunch of stupid fucking morons who would much rather suck up Rush's ass than try to use their puny brains.

Neal Boortz, Sean Hannity

by rush_eats_shit February 15, 2004

Russian Sickle

The Russian Sickle is a painful maneuver than should be used sparingly. It involves sneaking up behind an unsuspecting comrade and forcefully grabbing and squeezing his testicles for an extended period of time. This is especially painful if the recipient is wearing mesh shorts.

I was tired of hearing my co-worker Bruce brag about hi 401K so I gave him a Russian Sickle while he was at the water fountain.

by Phelpsbomb June 25, 2009

Rusty Engine

The sexual act of stuffing an extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal and having ones lover or partner eat it out of his or her behind.

Yeah, she wanted me to give her a Rusty Engine but i wasn't that hungry

by coolguy199 December 14, 2010

Rusty Tool

A rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. This is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of faggotry. A rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. Well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. They don't age gracefully, kids. Don't try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.

Guy #1: Dude that guy is such a faggotron.
Guy#2: Nah, dude, he's a tool, he's wearing Ed Hardy.
Guy #1: Psh, dude, he's a fucking rusty tool. Look how much hair gel build-up he's got going on. Only a tool of great age could have that much funk.

Also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular MTV show, Jersey Shore.

by I_Hate_Tools September 26, 2010