A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!
by Oscitant September 27, 2011
Get the Portugese Cyclops mug.This strategic sex maneuver involves a female with no legs spinning around with her arms to increase the sexual experience. Likewise if a male without legs is receiving the cyclone (or whirl-him) downpour will follow.
Omg that amputee rocked my D with the cyclone all night.
Omg that amputee was a great lay, until he gave me a downpour afterwards.
Omg that amputee was a great lay, until he gave me a downpour afterwards.
by Bdaddy03 January 27, 2009
Get the The Cyclone mug.Related Words
When someone takes a toke of weed, drinks their alcoholic beverage, then exhales the remainder smoke in their lungs.
by bobby bling June 27, 2006
Get the Cyclone mug.The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes
The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.
by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012
Get the The Cyclops Touch mug.Used to describe a person you would be in a relationship with if only something had been different.
Logic of origin: One-eyed love; one I'd love.
Logic of origin: One-eyed love; one I'd love.
You: Adrienne and I have always been really close friends. She's basically my cyclops.
Other Person: What? What do you mean?
You: She's the one I'd love.
Other Person: What? What do you mean?
You: She's the one I'd love.
by Joshua Hall April 13, 2008
Get the cyclops mug.1. Cyclops is such a fag.
2. WTF! i see yur cyclops peeking out yur pants
3. bitch ass cyclops killed my family
2. WTF! i see yur cyclops peeking out yur pants
3. bitch ass cyclops killed my family
by minhdizzle999@gmail.com June 1, 2006
Get the cyclops mug.A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.
by AKingLikeMe April 12, 2016
Get the cycloptic red eye of death mug.