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A women that is abnormally tall to the average man and is most the time too thick to comfortably have sex with. She usually is accompanied by, married to, or dating skinny tall men that are dorks by nature who in part get the nick-name Han (as in Han Solo from Star Wars). Even though Han was way cooler than theses guys, they'll never know the cool nick-name they just got is anything but a cruel joke. When it's time to part ways of life from these Han fellows, let them know the true meaning or just simply say "So long wookie master".
Scott: Hey bro, i just made up a new name for that dick Tim.

Jason: Oh yea, what?

Scott: Han.

Jason: What?

Scott: Well considering his wife is a wookie, it's only fitting.

Jason: nice.
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n.

1. Sewage, mainly septic trapped in outflow pipes from clogging and must be cleaned out manually by hand.

2. Gutter sludge, the result of rotten leaf foliage.
1. a) Gah! Your hand smells like wookie!
b)Shit, the wookie hole is clogged again! Don't flush!

2. Get up on that ladder and clean that wookie out of the gutter.
wookie by ukilledthecat November 25, 2006
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wookie
A cookie baked with butter containing marijuana

May smell/taste like salty armpit, but it gets the job done
We bought a wookie from that boy in math class and I took a bite and it tasted like bigfoot's dick
Wookie by likeIsaid September 19, 2009
Is a non-word created by children to express delight.
I know a rubbish and annoying word lets use it all the time to annoy every one!.... Woobis
Woobis by Professor Erin May 24, 2009
derogatory term for a female Marine, often referring to their tendency to go au natural
Damn Devil! You see that fugly wookie over there?
wookie by BLB4 August 3, 2006
Originating in north-eastern Ohio, woohio is a form of the sex position 69 where on partner is doing a handstand while preforming. Sourrounding the couple is about 6 midgets listening to james taylor while masturbating with peanut butter and marshmellow fluff.
that was a crazy party last night, did you see the couple woohioing?
woohio by beef rockmore October 18, 2010