2 definitions by i am not a wookie master
A cool name or nick-name given to a certain breed of male. Opposite of the meaning "rookie" for short or using it to describe someone that's easily scammed like the bozos and police use. A rook in chess is actually the second strongest piece on a chessboard only bowing down to the queen. It's more useful than the knight and bishop and two rooks are actually worth more than a queen. I don't play chess, but people call themselves kings and queens all the time and they probably can't even play checkers.
Stan: I was going to give my kid the middle name of "Rook".
Stew: So, why didn't you?
Stan: My ex was kind of mental so I kicked the bitch out before I knocked her up.
Stew: Good call.
Stew: So, why didn't you?
Stan: My ex was kind of mental so I kicked the bitch out before I knocked her up.
Stew: Good call.
by i am not a wookie master July 2, 2011
A women that is abnormally tall to the average man and is most the time too thick to comfortably have sex with. She usually is accompanied by, married to, or dating skinny tall men that are dorks by nature who in part get the nick-name Han (as in Han Solo from Star Wars). Even though Han was way cooler than theses guys, they'll never know the cool nick-name they just got is anything but a cruel joke. When it's time to part ways of life from these Han fellows, let them know the true meaning or just simply say "So long wookie master".
Scott: Hey bro, i just made up a new name for that dick Tim.
Jason: Oh yea, what?
Scott: Han.
Jason: What?
Scott: Well considering his wife is a wookie, it's only fitting.
Jason: nice.
Jason: Oh yea, what?
Scott: Han.
Jason: What?
Scott: Well considering his wife is a wookie, it's only fitting.
Jason: nice.
by i am not a wookie master July 2, 2011