Galloping Gasmalacker

An urban medical term used to describe ones condition after consuming a very hot curry..Common symptoms may start the morning after with a hot flush, intermittant agonising stomach pains, complaints and abuse from loved ones about the smell in the bedroom, inability to wipe ones arse after the 4th visit to the bathroom.

I'm running an hour late. I was out for a curry last night with the lads and i'm sat on the bog with the "Galloping Gasmalacker". would you beleive .... It looks like rusty water!

by feewee January 16, 2009

chocker

A word used to describe the state of ones mind.

This traffic jam is stressing me out . I've just about had enough . I'm chocker with it.

by feewee January 28, 2009

Woolin

A word used in the Northwest of England to describe a good old fashioned hiding.

If he carrys on talking to me in that mannor, he'll end up with a woolin.

by feewee January 17, 2009

Pissat

Slang term for a Volkswagen Passat.

That little old pissat is just the ticket for smokin the binlids around in.

by feewee January 14, 2009

munching in the grass

A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.

fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?

by feewee January 16, 2009