giddy goat

Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.

“I left the washing outside in the rain, oh I am a giddy goat!”

by Mr.GiddyGoat December 16, 2017

goat sack

noun.
A term used to describe the udders of a goat.

A man whose testicles hang down to his knees.

Because of the goat sack on Bessie, she will give 8 quarts of goat's milk a day.

Shauna said Joe's got so much goat sack, she can't even give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 11, 2006

Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.

Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.

by thecumdown September 05, 2012

goat leaf

A doo-rag used as a loin-cloth.

Yo! Your goat leaf was lookin pretty fresh at da club last night.

by Bonquisha January 03, 2005

Throat Goat

Someone who gives mad glock

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.

by AstralNull April 28, 2022

Goat Milk

Pure deliciousness!

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!

by TheMilkerOfGoats June 25, 2011

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 02, 2010