Woke Warrior

Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.

Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.

by MurrMiteFish9 May 1, 2022

protest warrior

An individual who, unable to muster more than a handful of pro-war demonstrators, seeks to fulfill a primal need for attention by crashing anti-war demonstrations.

The protest warrior helpfully explained how global warming was making the world a better place for poor people.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Flying Warriors

Pretty much the best highschool girls hockey team ever!! Combining the little falls flyers and the brainerd warriors...which eqauled having the greatest and the most fun season EVER!!!!

Did you see the Flying Warriors play yesterday??

Yea...they are sick!!

by FlyingWarrior17 February 15, 2009

protest warrior

Right-leaning political movement, who generally attack the American liberal movement with weak ad-hominem attacks via their website. The organisation was founded in order to provoke violence at demonstrations and rallys, in order to capture video evidence and present it as usual behaviour for anyone they disagree with.

Most believe that all Muslims are terrorists, and anyone who does not support the neoconservative movement is an 'America-hating pussy'. As far as a Protest Warrior is concerned, terrorists are only terrorists when they threaten America. The IRA for example, are freedom fighters.

We should exterminate all Muslims, Europeans and Mexicans, because they hate freedom.

by Insider February 22, 2005

warrior day

A day where classes are canceled just before finals at Stan State. Everyone get drunk and plays with water guns. Theres live performances by people who really dont matter.

DUDE! WE GOTTA LINE UP FOR WARRIOR DAY TICKETS TO GET OUR DRINK ON!!!1!!

Eff that, Im going to six flags.

by Christinie Weenie April 8, 2008

protest warrior

1. An organization of right-wing Americans that visit "peace" rallies, to see just how peaceful they are when their opposition exercises their freedom of speech.
2. A member of the Protest Warrior organization.

The Protest Warrior found a booth for communism set up at a "peace" rally.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Warren Moon

Warren Moon was the star Quarterback for the Houston Oilers from 1984 to 1993. He is, without a doubt, the best Quarterback ever. Most people say Dan Marino... but only because they fail to add in Warren Moon's CFL day statistics to his total. If you do, you'll see that Moon is the superior quarterback.

Career Statistics:

Pass Attempts: 9205 (847 more than Marino)
Pass Completions: 5357 (390 more than Marino)
Pasing Yards: 70553 (9192 more than Marino)
Passing TD's: 435 (15 more than Marino)

Moon was just... better.

Warren Moon is better than Dan Marino. Deal with it.

by Overlord Hikash September 15, 2004