Tim Daly 

A little less douche!

Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)

Tim Daly by dewswhat June 5, 2013

Tim Allen 

1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:

A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.

2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."

1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.

B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.

C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.

2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...

Tim Allen by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

Tim Cock 

A disgusting name for Apple Inc.'s new CEO Tim Cook mostly out of hate or dislike.

Hey heard that Joke of a perv Tim Cock is going to release the new iPhone Sex R

Tim Cock by shitinthetoliet December 15, 2018

Tim sweeny 

Hungry for money and own a shit game called fortnite and like big dick

Tim Sweeny in sad

Tim sweeny by Tim sweeny May 6, 2020

Tim Tim salabim 

A man with a big pp and good looks who is cool

Tim tim salabim

Tim Tim salabim by Tim tim salaubim December 28, 2021

Tim Burton

Whipped.

Tim Burton: "Hmm, who should I cast as the female lead in my film?"
(His girlfriend (Helena Bonham Carter) looks threateningly at him)
Tim Burton: "Oh Yes! Of course honey, I'll cast you!"

Tim Burton by Wordsmith01 June 23, 2010

Tim'd

To be Tim'd or to pull a Tim is to say things are going very well or things are alright, when in reality its all going wrong. This meaning comes from a mmorpg community in the game Eve Online.

Person 1 : "dude are you alright?"
Person 2 : " Ya , im alright its fine"
Person 1 : " whats going on now?"
Person 2 : " oh shit i died :( "

Person 3 : " OMG , he just got Tim'd!"

Tim'd by Callonious September 2, 2008