no teeth

A phrase used to:

A. confuse someone when they say something really stupid

B. make fun of someone who "actually has no teeth"

C. say to a person who is literally beat up from the feet up

Person A: Usain Bolt is so slow, I could beat him in my sleep!

Person B: Wow this guy has NO teeth!

by jcoleworld4ever225 June 5, 2011

bacon teeth

A mystical creature that lives in a tree house down by the river.It's believed to have super powers that consist of turning snot into lube and time traveling.Rare photos have caught this creature riding a skateboard and laying down raps about slushies and ho's.It's diet consist of cheese in a can and twinkies.It's believed to be a friendly creature that occasionaly is seen dry humping alleyway furniture..

Damn dog..That shit was like David Copperfield with a splash of Bacon Teeth..

by dawn johnson March 31, 2008

truth

1. Something that is real, absolute.
2. Those kids that run around lecturing about how cigarettes are bad for you. Something we already know.

<Definition1> I never lie, I always tell the truth.
<Definition2> If I ever meet those kids from truth, I will kick their a$$es.

by Fatalia November 4, 2003

teutsche

A combination of sick, twisted, fecal obsession, repressed homosexuality, fairy-tale based reality perceptions with undertones of pedophilia, vivid beastiality, general incontinence, all of which is by no means humorous to the sane.

Ho0o0o0 chile...I was jus' in teutsche's pink igloo. It was ful o' soiled depends, raped woodland creatures chained to the wall, mamed baby dolls, little boys locked in ornate bird cages that had oh so clearly been fucked in they be-hinds. "Aunt Jemima (as he refers to himself) get on yo knees and suck dick fo' rock. Now pre-heat that fetus-filled oven on da-double. Eazy peezy lemoh squeezy chile...."

by Stephen Exeter April 23, 2007

biblical truth

Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.

Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?

by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010

Teath

The incorrect spelling of "teeth". Not a very common error, but error nontheless.

Person A: My teath are white.
Person B: No, your teeth are white

by bob saget July 8, 2004

Dick Sucking Teeth

Teeth involved when performing the act of fellatio, often very painful for the male receiver.

Paris unintentionally used her dick sucking teeth while performing oral sex upon Bush's penis and Bush screamed in pain.

by mike12312312321333 December 22, 2008