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it's not you, it's me

female slang for: It is you.
after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"
by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005
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Not a single fuck was given

No one cared.

At all.

About anything.

At that moment.

Ever.
T: Does Urban Dictionary even have the meaning for "not a single fuck was given"?! I can't find it!

N: Not a single fuck was given to define it.
by jadestone June 12, 2014
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Not like other girls

A phrase girls use to call themselves "cool" and "original" without realizing it makes them the opposite.
Girl One: I'm not like other girls, I listen to Billie Eilish!
Girl Two: Well, I'm not like other girls because I play video games! Basic Bitch!
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i'm not a model

I'M NOT A MODEL is a new urban brand and the fashion house of luxurious comfort. Loungewear label for after-workout, after-party, i'm going shopping, just watching TV, chillin' with my boyfriend, walking my dog moments in life...
Thank you, but nope - I'm not a model!
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why not ?

Other way to say ok.
Let´s watch a movie this night ? of course, why not ?
by edgnets January 4, 2008
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That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
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not in my book

1) that is not true, according to my morals, principles, and beliefs
2) in a place other than the bound collection of literature that belongs to me or rests in my hand
1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."

2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
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