by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003
Get the knott smoker mug.by Hafer July 24, 2006
Get the knots mug.A term used by people from Wakefield West Yorkshire to describe someone who does something so stupid that the only the word knotty can be used.
Knotty or knott describes what there head is doing. ie: fucked in head
Knotty or knott describes what there head is doing. ie: fucked in head
by SexyLad April 6, 2013
Get the knotty mug.7 knots of of love refers to a practice in which a woman slowly inserts a knotted rope into the anus of a man who is having sex with her. At the moment of climax, the woman jerks out the rope. The practice is rarely utilized in the US because; A. It's disgusting; and B. It's hazardous on several levels. Sometimes customers in Asian brothels request the procedure but it's likely that the customer doesn't realize what it is that they're asking for. Needless to say, if they get the treatment, they'll never forget it.
by jdlord June 26, 2009
Get the 7 knots of love mug.The scenario in which one's crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. The knot will increase in size by every step taken and will be further glued in position by the person's perspiration.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
ass-knots while on patrol.
Attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered ass crack.
Prolonged negligence of ass-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their ass crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
ass-knots while on patrol.
"Dude, I've got a serious case of the ass-knots."
One soldier to another:
"I just tried to rip away my ass-knots and now my crack is bleeding."
Tourist guide to sightseeing group:
"All right everyone we're gonna go sightseeing in Rome, so prepare for ass-knots!"
"Man, I can't even take a dump with all these accumulated ass-knots in the way..."
One soldier to another:
"I just tried to rip away my ass-knots and now my crack is bleeding."
Tourist guide to sightseeing group:
"All right everyone we're gonna go sightseeing in Rome, so prepare for ass-knots!"
"Man, I can't even take a dump with all these accumulated ass-knots in the way..."
by Mr.Weegels December 31, 2007
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by coreybrand September 26, 2007
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