Heather

short meatball, who is usually overly obsessed with her ex.
will do anything to get him back, even if it includes ruining his relationship with another female.

Heather: babe, i will suck your dick if you want me to. I just want to be with you again.

by ImUnderAnonBxtch August 12, 2011

hetero

term used to describe people who are homophobic, or it can be used for those who use "gay" to describe something as stupid

oh my god he's so hetero

by nothing special October 28, 2005

heterofag

A heterosexual fag. "Fag" originally was/is an offensive and hateful term for a (mostly male) homosexual, the word has evolved much like the terms "moron" or "idiot" which originally meant a medically handicapped person, but is now a widely used term for a stupid person (and not considered offensive to mentally handicapped persons. The word retarded is now going through that same change, and will within a generation most likely not be considered offensive to the mentally challenged). The actual word "heterofag" is not used, but is simply shortened to fag. Hard to precisely define, but kinda like a tool.

"Do you know Bob?"
"Yeah, he's a fag."
"He's gay?"
"No, he's got a girlfriend. He's just a fag."

"What's a heterofag?"
"A person who's a fag, but who may or may not be homosexual."
"Well what do you mean by fag then? If you're not talking hatefully about a gay person?"
"Closest thing would be a tool. You know a fag when they're being a fag".

by Bigmanboobs November 8, 2009

Hetero

used by a hetero-sexual male to describe something that he thinks is awesome.

dude1- dude that movie had so many explosions in it!

dude2- oh dude I know it was friekin' uber hetero.

by vesper21 January 9, 2010

heteroactivist

A person, often in denial about his own sexuality, who is so freaked out by the prospect of gays having equal rights that he can't stop obsessing over it.

The heteroactivist threw a huge fit when he saw two men holding hands at the mall.

by The truth behind the facade November 7, 2010

Heteroflexible

Wanting to have sex with, but not date, members of the same sex, possibly while in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

A no strings attached Male Female Female threesome.
"Jenny liked having Eric around, but she always thought that Christine would be a fun lay. She was feeling heteroflexible."

by TheSmokingGNU March 18, 2012

Heather

A person who crushes dreams, or simply, a dream-crusher. Usually used as a jape and not for expressing hate.

1. Some guy : "Hey girl, I love you so much."

(Heather) : "DIE MO-FO!"

Some guy (tearful, but slightly amused) : "You're such a Heather!"

by meguy112 June 26, 2012