cry-stal

The hottest girl around - definitely too cool for school. Pronounced like the champagne, cristal. She's awesome and down for anything. And she's got the goodness. You're lucky to have even one of these in your life.

Did you see Cry-stal work her magic? I wanna know her.

by MadHatter111 November 12, 2010

Chinese Crying Mantis

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.

Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!

by Will and jjj July 22, 2008

One eye cry

Crying not tears of sadness, but tears of joy from your penis.

Man, Tarnia’s camel toe gave me the one eye cry.

by Just-In-69 January 23, 2018

crying like a bitch

When one of your friends is whining so much that you stop at the store to buy him a tampon.

Man, Sal was crying like a bitch. That fool needs to man up and grow a pair.

by ElCapaz October 31, 2017

Made doves cry

A euphemism for getting it on. Inspired by the iconic 1984 Prince song and his generally undeniable sexual magnetism. The man used his guitar to create a giant penis silhouette during the 2006 Super Bowl halftime show, for crying out loud.

1. I took that girl home and we made doves cry.

2. (Standing outside the door of two people having sex) This is what it sounds like when doves cry. You're a man now.

The word "cry" can be modified to reflect how good the sex was:

3. Girl: He only made doves weep a little.

4. Guy: We totally made doves bawl.

by NewsmanRob January 13, 2011

cry me a river

Said in response to some ones sob story. Shortened from the full statement of "Cry me a river, build a bridge and GET THE FUCK OVER IT!"

Very old saying predating any Justin Timberflake warbles or other pop culture references. Interestingly still in common use today.

Whinger: My cars broken down and Im poor and I lost my job and my wife left me and when she left, she ran over my dog.

Cold Hard Bastard: Cry me a river buddy, cry me a river.

by stopstealingmyname August 13, 2009

crying blood tears

to agressively hurt or want to hurt someone physicaly and emotionaly

(blood-physical, tears-emotional)

" hey, everytime i see her i want to make her start crying blood tears for being such a bitch."

by pro-hardcore anti-emo/scene October 07, 2009