Crumpy

When you have cramps and you’re grumpy.

Sharon was on her period, so she was majorly crumpy.

by Bruh’ll’s’re’ve’d May 31, 2022

Cumption

That moment when you're about to ejaculate but get scared at the same time resulting in the biggest orgasm of your life.

Guy 1: Bro my mom walked in on me jerkin it and I had a cumption
Guy 2: Did you at least aim at her face?

by Mr.kirito:) June 30, 2022

Crumpish

A dumbass bitchy ass language spoken to say "my balls itch"

Retard: MY BALLS ITCH
Random Dude: He's speaking crumpish

by Birdite July 30, 2022

Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass

Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!

by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022

crump

slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.

i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.

by Gorngly October 5, 2022

Crumply head

Derisive “Proud-boy” slang for Mexicans, Jewish men, and African-American (non-white) hairstyles. The term originated after Colin Kaepernicks decision to kneel during the national anthem in an National Football League (NFL) game. This decision was met with a lot of pushback from the “alt-right” and southern Christian community, and promptly spawned the term “crumbly head”, used to diminish his hairstyle and general demeanor. Since then, it has been to used to negatively describe any non-white hairstyles and has a general racially insulting undertone.

Term used to derisively to describe non-white hairstyles:

“Oh Bubba! Did you see what that crumply head did on the field the other day? Gosh dangit I love my country, and I don’t know if can will watch another down if this game Iove so much. But I’ll sure as hell bet on it!”

by UrbanWarrior22 October 6, 2022

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022