chateau

To change someone else's PC desktop settings while they are away, such as by changing the color scheme or background (often to the absurd "Chateau" bitmap that comes with Windows 2000 and later). Used in office environments as a mild prank and a friendly (or not-so-friendly) reminder to lock one's workstation when away.

Also extends to more malicious pranks, including sending emails posing as the victim, etc.

Look, Jeff left his computer unlocked again. Let's chateau him.

by Blandon March 1, 2006

chate

Lame, cheap. Late 90's skater slang.

"That dealer gave me a chate count."

by Razi March 5, 2003

Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

3 men, one in Florida, one in Califronia, and the other in North Carolina, talking everyday at work, on companies time, on msn instant messenger.

Our motto: Join us!

I hereby then bring to order the first meeting of the "Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter."

by Shannon, Chris, Kevin April 8, 2004

Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.

Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!

by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010

chate

1) Something really sucking ass or extremly gay
2) A term used for soemthing being very lame

Bill " hey you know whos really chate"
Paul "who, sabrina"
Bill "yeah!! i was thinkin the same thing awe thats so cute"
Paul "woah man that was some chate shit right there, kinda liek that aislin chick kinda chate you know?"
Bill "yeah man i agree!"

by Paul Goodman January 1, 2006

Chaste-Butthole

form of a tight butthole. In this case some thing that is beyond tight butthole; something so awesome and great that the phrase "SO TIGHT BUTTHOLE!" cant even verbally depict its awesomeness.

Chaste Butthole is the highest ranking level of greatness in the hierarchy of greatness rankings.

"hey dude did you see that girls badunk-a-donk"
"Yeah dude at first thought it was super tight butthole, but on further inspection realized it was Chaste-Butthole"

by Semour C. Menn December 4, 2011

Catterall

To stretch a woman's vagina with a using both fists

"I heard she got catteralled" "yeh it was me i got my head in to"

by Shazrimjob December 14, 2013