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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020
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Chos before hoes

Prioritizing chores over fraternizing with women
We have to get this done call her later come on chos before hoes
by Thewestsiderprovider August 15, 2025
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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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Adi before daddy

Ooo look it’s Adi he’s so cute! Adi is a special toe that is short but handsome. Adi before daddy is bald! Known as the child who’s dadi
Adi before daddy after bald

As cute as a toe but is one so he is cutie
Used when described the cuteness of dadi, Adi before daddy
by Her Left Toe May 4, 2021
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Dads before lads

The unwritten law that your dad should always become before bros (male friends).
Frank: Are you still available to help me out tomorrow?
Brian: Sorry dude, but my dad just asked me to go on a motorcycle trip tomorrow.
Frank: No problem bro, dads before lads!
by EluminateNL May 20, 2020
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Before It BLinks

Before It BLinks
Before It BLinks
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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