Shovel time 

The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel

Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time

Shovel time by A Dub 00 June 26, 2017

Apple Time 

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...

technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.

Apple Time by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017

laptop time 

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

laptop time by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

joke time 

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, engage humorously in an activity or discourse.

Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''

joke time by Alialias July 27, 2017

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

sleepy time jelly by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

air time 

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

air time by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017

nude time 

The time from 12:30 in the morning to 1:00 in the afternoon were you ask a sexy female for nudes

"Hey Jammie its nude time you know what to do"

nude time by AgentAss April 19, 2018