the old one two mountain dew

an ambiguous sexual action

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

by themountaindewd April 22, 2017

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.

To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!

by MrKapper July 9, 2006

one sec poon

Vagina that will make you cum quick; really good pussy. Very tight and wet.

I got that one sec poon last night!

by SxYsPaZz January 30, 2017

ginger one from Girls Aloud

Nicola Roberts.
Nicola Roberts used to be known as the "ginger" or "ugly" one of crappy girls pop group Girls Aloud.
She then got incredibly attractive, sexy, beautiful and is the second most successful of the bunch and she's probably better off as she didn't get cheated on and didn't get malaria.

I'd bone the ginger one from Girls Aloud
She's a bit of a Nicola.

by radiogasm March 14, 2011

land one's airbus on her Hudson

1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.

2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.

0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.

1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!

2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!

by disconnectus February 22, 2009

One inch high private eye

A short person usually found in the work place who is enjoys snitching on fellow colleagues to the big boss.

Look busy here comes the one inch high private eye!

by Abiswaythe January 30, 2010