One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 03, 2005

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 29, 2013

Got so vibing one meh?

A phrase delinquents in Singapore use to communicate with other delinquents in expressing their common interest for a topic

wtf bro we wearing same shirt, ''GOT SO VIBING ONE MEH?''.

by Dionydion October 13, 2019

feeding the one eyed monster

when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit

"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face

by Thach October 27, 2004

the old one two mountain dew

an ambiguous sexual action

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

by themountaindewd April 22, 2017

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

by Joe Who Blows May 21, 2009