bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

by MightyFfej August 13, 2017

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

bumble spanish

When someone from upstate New York tries and speak Spanish but fails and ends up sounding like courage the cowardly dog.

“Hey bumble Spanish! Pass the salt!

by Ricky Bobby hoe January 8, 2020

Dirty spanish

When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.

But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.

Omg I'm never doing a dirty spanish again.

by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Sean Sanity

Regaining your ability to reason and understand complex situations after exposure to Sean Hannity.

Did you hear Dave regained his Sean Sanity? Yes, even though we disagreed we were able to talk reasonably about a topic for hours and both learned something new.

by Shunned Millennial February 24, 2022