Larten

The Larten is the manifestation of positivity from the Church of Aynsleigh. The Larten represents hope, pacifism and purity, encouraging prevention instead of intervention.

I had an amazing dream last night, I was blessed by the Larten for such an experience!

by Uh oh stinky!!! June 26, 2024

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Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.

Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

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Leart • learta • leart the lermitt • leartis • LART • learn • learned the clarinet at school • learing • learly • learnt

leararian

A person who writes or is a big fan of limericks.

It rhymed. Never let offense get in the way of good rhyme. Rhyme is exempt from good taste. Ask any leararian, and they will tell you how vital the effort is to make rude words stick together.

There once was a girl from Madras,
Who often could be rather crass,
She stuck up her finger,
Into her ringer

And pulled out a half-eaten bass

See? Awful. Very funny.” Eyebrows raised around the circle.

From a 2030 novel about the world of Improv

by CraggyOneLeg January 8, 2025

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Learics

Da words to da songs played over da P.A. system of passenger jets.

8-track tapes were invented by da great car-radio designer, so perhaps in homage to his genius, we could use da term "Learics" to refer to all of da words on any of said endless-loop cartridges dat contain singing.

by QuacksO January 8, 2025

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