junkbeard

Junkbeard - Quite simply, pubic hair. Instead of around your face, it's around your nuts, or your junk.

"Better shave the ol' junkbeard tonight, my girl's not going to want to go into a jungle."

by Radenium June 21, 2016

Junk-in-da-Trunk

When a girl has a nice butt.

YO CHECK OUT HER JUNK-IN-DA-TRUNK SHE GOT A NICE SET O' BUNS BRAH

by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016

Junk-A-Dunk

The act of putting ones penis (junk) into a basketball hoop.

"Hey bro, i was playing some hoops with my girl and i totally Junk-A-Dunk'd on her ass!"

by VerminSupreme November 9, 2016

junk yard chili dog

1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.

I gave my old lady the old junk yard chili dog last night fellas!

by Alaskan cock basket May 28, 2017

junk jaw

Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!

The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.

by Shucky Kunt September 1, 2017

junkalanche

Junk + Avalanche. When a large pile of stuff falls and envelopes around something or the unfortunate someone.

Person 1 - Watch out! a junkalanche!!!
Person 2 - (gets covered in stuff)

by Thomas E Light January 12, 2018

Junk Trunking

The act of having anal sex for so long your balls penetrate as well.

Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!

by Painfullee September 5, 2018