Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.

Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!

by >Johannes December 5, 2022

Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü

Johannes

by s.auer February 6, 2023

Johalism

Johalism (n) is an occurring phenomenon when a person speaks like johal.

He was inflicted with johalism.

by Goofyahhuncle March 4, 2023

Joehand

Often described as the act of an obese male touching another mans woman on the inner thigh, transferring mould from the infected hand to the leg.

Damn, I got Joehand again.

by Rickymortan169 March 8, 2023

Jóhan

Being a jóhan means that you are someone who thinks he/she is a gangster or a jamaican drug lord, but actually is just a fat little prick

You are such a Jóhan

by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023

Johan

Typical word for a black orangutang.

Johan was roaming the jungle

by Ranvir Singh May 15, 2023

Jochabed

Jochabed is a very sarcastic person.... and very mean

Jochabed is really mean

by VIbe233 May 18, 2023