Hooker

A town in the Oklahoma Panhandle

Joe: Where are you from?
Molly: Hooker... The town, not the profession.
Joe: No way?! there is really a town called that?!
Molly: Yes.

by thatgirlfromhooker October 22, 2012

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

Hooker

A slut that walks around fucking the entire world for money and probably makes more money than ur mum

Yo ur nan is a hooker

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

retarded hooker

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

by flyawaynow October 9, 2009

Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011

The Hooker Hooker

When a prostitute has a hook instead of a hand and if you don't pay off your debts to her/him she'll/He'll hook you up the anus and leave you scarred for life - Literally.

"Poor Larry, He didn't give her the money which he owed The Hooker Hooker now he's been hooked up the bum"

by Liberty Of Pooping? August 2, 2015

Anal hooker

When you stick a finger in a girls ass and pick her ass into the air, using your finger as a hook.

"I totally anal hooker that bitch last night and made her scream"

by Psuedo-- February 29, 2016