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Hey, you Facker!

You're a real Facker, aren't you?
by F3d3l April 22, 2020
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mexican facial

when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished turd splashes into the toilet bowl. Hence splashing on the Blumpkin givers face
Mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl
by bobbypdx January 8, 2012
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Girl Facade

When your bro enters a whole new persona around girls with or without you around. Usually they become a total asshole or a completely different person. Occasionally, this douchebaggery is directed towards his fellow bros to make himself look better.
Example 1:
Bob: Why is John acting like such an asshole?
Dylan: Looks like he put on his girl facade.

Example 2:
Me and Chris were hanging out, but when Mary came by Chris become a total douchebag when he entered his girl facade.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 3, 2015
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Vietnamese Napalm Facial

A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.
"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."
by RandD September 3, 2012
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facaca

fa·ca.ca (northeastern USA american-italian slang)

1. An old, decrepit, person or younger person who thinks like an old, decrepit person. A close minded person, set in their way and not open to new generational ideas or things fogey, old fart
Vinny: "Mom! Why is the music in this department store so boring sounding?"

Mom: "Because if they play the kind of music you like the facacas will complain."
by Judy B January 11, 2008
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Facking

Facking is the 'art' of fake hacking someone's Facebook/Twitter/... account. In this process the user has just left his account logged in or given the password to the 'Facker'.
Sidney is facking Jake's Facebook account and while doing so left a Facebook comment on his wall saying: 'xoxoxo hakd by Sidney lul luvyu'.
by Bayayman October 9, 2012
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Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.
Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
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