shit eating whore monkey

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

by roblo July 7, 2011

eating cheese

to give oral sex to a female

Guy 1-"yo dawg what you gonna be tonight?"
Guy 2-"imma be at my girls house eating cheese, ya mean"

by will.i.r February 28, 2009

Death eating a cracker

A person who is too thin

That anorexic model looks like death eating a cracker.

by Pittguy1971 June 20, 2015

eating chips

To taste the most delicious thing on earth, mary jay.

Yo b. want to come kick it with us tonight...we're eating chips.

by instantkarm4 July 5, 2009

Eating The Breadstick

A phrase oftenly used by schoolchildren. It is a "code" among fellow class mates. It is most commonly used to refer to one or more children sliding on support beams found in or around the school.

Ricky: Hey dude!! Guess what i just did!
Tommy: I have no idea. What was it?
Ricky: I was eating the breadstick and almost got caught!!
Tommy: DAAAAAAYUM!!

by Harry Shaft January 25, 2009

Man eating bass

A woman's pussy who will fuck any and all men she can get her hands on.

They should put a sign on Kathy's apartment door,"Danger man eating bass".

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkey

A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.

In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.

Example of usage:

Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?

by xi_32 December 27, 2008