crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015

Cluster Fuck

An extremely fucked up situation

Adele: Caroline, this is a cluster fuck

Caroline: Ik

by Banur February 2, 2017

Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.

Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"

by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017

Clutterfuckery

A multiplicity of unwelcome chaos or a disorganised mess of actions that result in a feeling of unwell-being, irritation or a sense of being fucked off.

The implementation of the new timetable was proving to be a clutterfuckery of ineptitude.

by Mothwatcher June 15, 2017

Clutterfuck

A cluster fuck of clutter

The storage building is a clutterfuck.

by Snooper Trooper May 19, 2018

Clusterzuck

To screw something up so bad that it causes a ripple across the world, that effects many nations, while being named Mark Zuckerberg.

"Did you hear Donald Trump is our President because Russians exploited Facebook's Ad system to disseminate disinformation to low information voters who have no logical reasoning skills?"

"Yeah, what a Clusterzuck."

by SomeoneHad2SayIt May 25, 2018

Cluster fuck

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018