Sugma Bread

A type of bread used to tell someone to fuck off. May contain ligma and fugma. Created from the Sugandese tradition.
He came into the kitchen bitching about something so I told. him I was making sugma bread.
by uhohbsdncjnj February 19, 2022
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Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.
"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."
by Rooster Vagina July 29, 2008
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Bread Pit

Brad Pit's Bread Pit
by Wilmar April 18, 2013
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Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die
normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"
by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021
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steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.
Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!
by Frame_Runner January 17, 2012
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Bernd the Bread

Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“
Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.

A/N: there’s a gif of him below!
by tommykilledwomen July 27, 2021
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bread oven

A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.
John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!
by thejesusgod September 05, 2006
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