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by Chompo7 November 4, 2018
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Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!
by Fannyfondler and Waffleman September 16, 2008
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truth

Something that can be proved as beneficial or relavent. But nothing is true on this earth.

Everything is a lie, no matter what Wal*mart tells you.

And if you do know the truth, you are either..

A.) God

B.) George W Bush

or C.) Yo momma.
by Phatal August 29, 2003
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Truther

George Washington: "i cannot tell a lie, making me a truther."
by artzygrl January 3, 2010
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truther

Instead of being a bad liar, she was a bad truther, because she acted like she was lying when she was really telling the truth.
by a.personally.bad.truther November 29, 2009
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the truth about

A common title used by conspiracy theory websites that use information that is probably flawed, biased and out of the norm to cast something in a negative light.
If you see a website saying "the truth about" to describe something, it is likely just some conspiracy theorist who is trying to cast something otherwise positive or neutral in a negative light. Of course not all sites saying "the truth about" are like that, but more often than not they are.
by udusers1 September 10, 2014
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Sword of Truth

Resides in the Cave of Whale Penis, defended by the 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus. The only weapon Capable of defeating Hernando, the mighty Spanish Dragon, that suspected of being gay. The Sword of Truth represents the pain a parent feels when their child comes out of the closet.
Sword of Truth 12 Penguin knights of Coitus Whale Penis Hernando
by smileydie October 29, 2010
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