tonsil stain

When you yahtzee so hard you spackle a chick's tonsils.

Another way to say you should swallow semen. "You should really flush that tonsil stain down."

by Dascomputra March 7, 2015

Tonsil Boxing

The derogatory way of calling anyone, usually a punk a dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up, you tonsil boxing bitch.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

Tonsil boxer

The act of bumping your tonsils with the head of a penis while performing felacio. This is done by taking the cock down your throat. Humming sounds are a great attribute.

Do you you see those big suck my cock lips on that bitch. I hope that she is a tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 24, 2015

tonsil shot

A type of pornographic image showing a woman's shaved genitalia including the labia and clitoris. Hence the tonsil. Popular on calendars produced for factories and workshops up to the 1990s but now effectively banned in the workplace

Blimey Sid. Look at the tonsils on that one. She's something to chew on. A great tonsil shot mate

by GarryK March 9, 2016

Tonk

The courtesy honk you give a driver in front of you at a stoplight who isn't moving because he/she is distracted by texting or checking email

That guy isn't moving, give him a tonk; The jerk was checking his email so I tonked him to get him going; check out the tonker in front of us; you need to tonk him so we can get moving

by FenderBlender March 15, 2016

Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016

Tonkast

cumulation of something weird, childish, sweet, pretty, stylish, funny and logical only to Tonka,but simply adorable

OMG, look at that Christmas sweater! It is absolutely tonkast!

I don't understand a word that women just said. She's so tonkasta!

by Heki03 December 9, 2016