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cumulation of something weird, childish, sweet, pretty, stylish, funny and logical only to Tonka,but simply adorable
OMG, look at that Christmas sweater! It is absolutely tonkast!

I don't understand a word that women just said. She's so tonkasta!
Tonkast by Heki03 December 9, 2016
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tonkasaw 

TonkaSaw is the prime example of an internet tough guy. Challenges another YouTuber, Andy Warski, to a fight. He claimed that he was some pro MMA fighter yet he would not show his face norr would he show proper fight footage. Instead, the fight footage that was found on YouTube showed very gay WWE larping. Long story short, the retard hyped himself up and never showed up to the fight cuz he was "harassed" by a phone call and had to "change his name".
Andy Warski: "TonkaSaw, I'm here! Where you at?
*DEAD AIR*
Ethan Ralph: DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tonkasaw by SuperBerryMerchant January 21, 2019

Tonkartons 

TONKARTONS OWNER -VIRGIL VAN TONK ORGANISATION

Hayyaan Bapu

Ismaeel Omer

Rawaha Ibrahim

Shakeel suleman

Yusuf Bapu

Ibrahim Bax

Awais Ahmed

Zayd Ahmad

Hassan khan

Faizan Patel

Umar sodagar

Hamza

Talhah Umar

Aadil matki

Hamza Walibhai
Oi Hayyaan go tonk my guy over here he's getting bare lippy

Tonkartons assemble
Tonkartons by Deontit Aylder October 14, 2020

Dijinda Tonkatsu 

A popular Korean tonkatsu that is absolutely spicy. Don't think that it's just "a bit" spicy like Samyang Noodle. It's as spicy as Ghost Pepper! Many people who love eating spicy foods also cannot try this at all! So far, more than 90% people who tried this, finally gave up without completing the food.
Jay: Have you ever tried Dijinda Tonkatsu?
Ron: Yes, and I was like almost dying! Don't try if you're not dare!
Dijinda Tonkatsu by chen_1025 June 25, 2022

tonkatard 

Some one who is retarded. I mean, really retarded. As in, a 30 year old retard who plays with Tonka trucks, and wears a sweater with a bulldozer on it.
Mike dropped the platform again? What a tonkatard.
tonkatard by thecrazyd February 22, 2008

Tonkatonk 

Big Hard Dick, Large Rock-Solid Penis, A Giant Stiff Male Genitals, Well Hung like a Metal Tripod, a freakin' Enormous Iron Cock.
All the girls wants to ride his tonkatonk.
Tonkatonk by Jaden Miranda March 19, 2007

tonkatitties 

bitches with huge titties n big nipples
Bitch, you can take yout tonka titty ass outta herre
tonkatitties by u no November 24, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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