Timmy English

Timmy English is the ability to have a degree but still be unable to form a coherent sentence in a group chat.

'Old New?' you seem to have learnt Timmy English

by Micc4 March 16, 2020

timmysurprised

Immediately after molesting a dead goat, one forces their flaccid staff and ball sack into a freshly slit gap on the neck of the dead goat.

My boy Bob timmysurprised half the farm last night.

by DeafinatelyDef March 23, 2020

Timmy

a pansexual male that plays Fortnite, and blurts out unfunny comment that are irrelevant 95% of the

Sean: Hey.

Timmy: Wanna give me head?

by guccimanein2006 March 27, 2020

Timmed

When you get rejected so hard the person in question only responds with ok

Person 1: hey i like you....
person 2: ok.
person 3: OOOH YOU JUST GOT TIMMED

by Dickmangler69 May 9, 2020

timmothing

Timmothing (verb: Timmoth) is a type of raid hosted by the Timmothy Tribe to kill Doki Doki

Timmothing is now illegal

by Clazzzzz May 28, 2020

Timmy Scridlow

Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.

Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.

by LeemantheDemon71 July 19, 2020

Timmo

Timo is a cute,smart,funny,nice guy. If a girl has a crush on Timo, she's on a good track. Timos are sensitive but also manly. Timmos are also GREAT in bed.

girl 1: oh my God, Timmo and I fucked the whole night long
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: it was wonderful! Timmo's penis is huge!
girl 2: cool! can I join?

by Timmo_Luke September 15, 2020