Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 12, 2010

Texas Right

When a person in the left lane cuts across the right lane to dart in to the exit or turn lane. This typically happens on the highway.

I hate it when people cut me off to make a Texas Right!

by Abia July 12, 2011

Texas Windsock

the act of hanging ones penis out of the window of a moving pickup truck

Billy gave those high school kids in the limo a Texas Windsock!

by roosterrugburn May 18, 2013

Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013

Textaphernia

When you think you got a text from someone but really your hopes died and you are ultimately a loner.

1. Dude I think my crush just texted me

2. Nope. textaphernia man.

3. Forever Alone

by DoubleD0711 February 14, 2014

textardation

That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.

"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?

by Quills13 March 7, 2014

texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014