pussy squeak 

When a vagina squeaks during intercourse.

Her vagina was as tight as a fiddle. When Trump inserted his 17 inch fake dick into the tight pussy it did a pussy squeak. Trump left the fake dick in the Oval Office.

pussy squeak by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 11, 2017

Squat and Gobble 

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.

For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!

Squat and Gobble by jigoku November 28, 2007

squatpisser

-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman

"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"

squatpisser by Batrastard October 16, 2003

Squatchy 

(Adjective) Derived from the characteristics of a Sasquatch i.e. being stinky and hairy.
Best used to describe a place or thing of a smelly and / or dirty nature , and even more appropriate if referring to a smelly , hairy person.

"Damn bro, did you notice that guy back there? He was one squatchy mother fucker!"

"Fuck man, let's get out of here. This place is way too squatchy for me."

Squatchy by Jay DeCay February 23, 2012

squater 

Noun. A beat up car in the illadel usally a buick, osmobile or a cutty. A lil something to roll in while your on the come up

I'm gonna cop a squater; so I can stack my dough, car notes are for suckas.

squater by Ken215 June 26, 2006

Squat & Squirt 

Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.

Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"

Squat & Squirt by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006

squatters 

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.

Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!

squatters by JennyGee January 13, 2006