Cheetah Spotting

splattering the insides of the toilet bowl after a lunch at Moes or similar. Or a day after beerfest bowel movement.

p1 - ugh man, that mexican food is hitting my stomach bad, i gotta go take a dump. p2 - be sure you clean up the bowl after you're done cheetah spotting it.

by ZSSpeedstream October 15, 2009

Gold Spotted Ring

It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.

1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"

2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"

by AngelWings111 November 24, 2011

the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

by TEHAM March 27, 2019

Naughty Snotty

When you ejaculate in a females mouth and it comes out her nose.

Jim took advance of Jane sneezing and managed to give her a Naughty Snotty.

by th148272 December 23, 2021

stobart spotter

truck fetishist

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

dumb sporty kid

Kids that have not outgrown the stage of being into playing many sports, and do not get good grades.

My gym teacher hates me because i am not a dumb sporty kid!

by coca October 31, 2003

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004