mrs. parker

A bitch teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow my math teacher is such a mrs. parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016

Parkersburg

Lame town in West Virginia. There is absolutely nothing here but old people and hills. Although it is considered 'urban' it lacks many qualities of urban civilization, such as Target stores. If you are considering moving here and are under the age of forty/have kids, please find the nearest brick and bash your head with it repeatedly and reconsider.

Person 1: Hey man, it's Saturday! We should go out.
Person 2: Go out WHERE?
Person 1: Damn, I forgot. We're in Parkersburg. Nevermind, then.

by PyramidHeadRape January 2, 2009

jurassic parker

A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.

A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.

by Henley January 1, 2009

Pootie Parper

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

Parker

to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front

becky - "eww, you went a little excessive with the deodorant today"

denise - "dammit that's cum, I forgot I gave a Parker last night"

becky - "ooh that sounds nice"

by jiggo swizzle February 26, 2011

Harry Palmer

Harry Palmer is former President of a Scientology mission in Elmira. Harry Palmer is also founder and president of Star's Edge Inc. Star's Edge is the corporate entity that promotes and administers the Avatar course, a course intended to instruct students on how to effect positive changes in 1heir lives through the management of their beliefs.

"The tools that Harry Palmer created for beliefmagement exploring, really works for me!"

by Ronald R.J. Cools January 6, 2008

palmer's mom

a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye

got her palmer's mom off 100 times with one lick

by mark palmer March 15, 2004