Definitions by Baracudaboy

Pootie Parper 

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

Pootie Parper by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

Jolly Rancher Status 

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

Jolly Rancher Status by baracudaboy October 23, 2008