1 definition by PyramidHeadRape
Lame town in West Virginia. There is absolutely nothing here but old people and hills. Although it is considered 'urban' it lacks many qualities of urban civilization, such as Target stores. If you are considering moving here and are under the age of forty/have kids, please find the nearest brick and bash your head with it repeatedly and reconsider.
Person 1: Hey man, it's Saturday! We should go out.
Person 2: Go out WHERE?
Person 1: Damn, I forgot. We're in Parkersburg. Nevermind, then.
Person 2: Go out WHERE?
Person 1: Damn, I forgot. We're in Parkersburg. Nevermind, then.
by PyramidHeadRape December 30, 2009