Officer Quack

Officer Quack is a pretty lit youtube channel created by a pewdipie war general. Constantly promoting his channel and telling people to help out in the war. He is a hero at least.

"hey you watched how Officer Quack kept yelling about the war? he's a hero man!"

by x9thStarx March 13, 2019

Officer Bird

One of many slang terms to describe Police helicopters.

"Officer Bird's on his way, and I don't wanna see him, could you please give me the keys to the B.M.?" - lyrics from the song "Ghetto Bird" by Ice Cube

by Rockit! March 31, 2019

Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.

"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"

by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019

Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

officewhore

Usually a department of defense contract worker with no real job skills other than answering the phone. Often found passed out drunk at concerts and in gutters. Enjoys cheating on her husband with your husband hence the title office whore. Comes from new Mexico but can turn up anywhere there is a rush concert and desperate asians named robert. Can be identified by large beaver like front teeth and complete lack of morals. In her natural setting, the bar, will be found with drunken side kick Monica. Has a strong draw to fantasy football and nascar racing. Is usually the equal opportunity officer as she does not discriminate and will have sex with absolutely anyone and everyone.

Roberta is still the dyncorp office whore..she fucked my husband too .she is a real officewhore.

by Igethalf September 16, 2019

Office snitch

Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.

The office snitch was on a path to get his/her hands on power.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019