Jockey
A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.
A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.
Example
Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags
Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.
Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"
Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags
Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.
Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"
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The One with coolest mood in the party. She/He Roll (on a regular wild basis) the Joints for @ll the Gals and drive sensationally the mood of the party, caring for All the Pe@ple.
WJ can roll any other's weed -in a moment of inspiration- if required...
Usually carryin' Nice Music (too) in some media and/or device, to share It 'live'...
It can be several WJ's at the same Party as long as they are slighty synchronized to avoid Joint Flood an/or Soundtrack Chaos.
The One with coolest mood in the party. She/He Roll (on a regular wild basis) the Joints for @ll the Gals and drive sensationally the mood of the party, caring for All the Pe@ple.
WJ can roll any other's weed -in a moment of inspiration- if required...
Usually carryin' Nice Music (too) in some media and/or device, to share It 'live'...
It can be several WJ's at the same Party as long as they are slighty synchronized to avoid Joint Flood an/or Soundtrack Chaos.
- That Weed-Jockey / WeeJay / WJ / Wee Rules
- That Weed-Jockey/ WeeJay Should take some lessons...
- Shoot That WeeJay /WJ / Wee (normally before passing the Joint to the WJ)
- That Weed-Jockey/ WeeJay Should take some lessons...
- Shoot That WeeJay /WJ / Wee (normally before passing the Joint to the WJ)
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