Howardism

What you get when a large group of delinquents don't know when to let a bad joke go,and end up getting "f's" in school due to insomnia,and little remembrance of education.

Adult: good morning fellow human being

Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.

by A concerned bystander. November 20, 2019

Flag

Get the Howardism mug.

anti-howdy

Anti-howdy is how one says goodbye to a hick.

Billybob: See y'all later
You: Anti-howdy
Billybob: Yep Anti-howdy to you too.

by David Altena December 10, 2008

Flag

Get the anti-howdy mug.

Related Words

howay • Howay man • Howaya • Howaycist • Howayda • Howard • Howard Dean • howdy • hokay • howard county

The Howard Stern

To do something in the bedroom to your significant other that you have not done before.

Girl I'm about to give you the Howard Stern.

John: I want to surprise my girlfriend tonight. What should I do?

Steve: Give her the Howard Stern.

Hey guys, I just have her the Howard Stern. It was amazing.

by Spydaman1 July 10, 2012

Flag

Get the The Howard Stern mug.

The howdy partner

To ponytail-buttplug your boyfriend while riding him and slapping his testicles.

bf: "Honey i'm playing red dead redemption 2, i wish it would be more realistic..."
gf: "wanna be like a horse in rdr?"
bf: "lets do the howdy partner!"

by 187pimp October 28, 2018

Flag

Get the The howdy partner mug.

Howard

HOWARD
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device

2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.

ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.

ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu

by FooFoo the Bunny March 2, 2009

Flag