goober

Katherine Woo is the epitome of a goober.

Katherine Woo once walked into an open door. What a goober!

by Kuo April 25, 2005

goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.

brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.

by xixzero October 20, 2008

gobshite

An unlovely combination of a 'tit' and a 'fuckwit'.

Rarely used in jest, say it when you mean it.

Irish in origin, perhaps, but widely used in the more educated areas of Liverpool, i.e the south-end or town, to describe the evil and stupid little cunts who live in the filthy north, especially around County Road on match days.

'Eh! Gobshite! Put your sister down and get back in the shed!'

The lad's a gobshite, good for fuckall, let's kick the living stink out of the prick.

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza

holy crap its goober gabber

by Dylan March 4, 2004

Goober

some one that is exceivly silly.

by Grendel January 15, 2003

goober

Someone who is silly and mean to there cousin!

Ryan is a goober!!! haha

Jaclyn is not.

by Jaclyn August 3, 2004

Gooba

(Noun, Slang), G-oo-buh, Origin: The solar industry of Northern California. : Any type of roofing/weather/general construction sealant extruded via the use of a caulking gun, as roofing sealants are generally petroleum based, stain most materials and are near impossible to remove without the use of other petroleum products. Primarily used when refering to the brand Sikaflex.

After I removed the lag bolt from the roof I used the gooba to seal the hole.

by five9four January 17, 2010