lowest common denomination

1. When someone claims to be "Christrian" but has never been in a church and has a vague recollection of the ten commandments, but thinks they are good person.

2. In religion, the lowest common denominator or least common denominator (abbreviated LCD) is the least common multiple of the denomination of a set of vulgar religions. It is the smallest common thought that is a multiple of the denominations.

God hates fags, that's Joseph 3:16, bro... I know I am apart of the lowest common denomination.

by floorfly November 15, 2010

The Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

Common Law Constable

A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.

I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

Ace Combo

Basically a Pillowcase into a strawberry shortcake.

I really gave Lucinda an Ace Combo last night.

by Big Rex 3000 October 6, 2003

The Cold Cut Combo

To add a variety of cold cut sandwich meat to the inside of your pants, and to volunteer at the local dog in the same hour!

For community service, I went to the local dog pound, but forgot I was in the midst of The Cold Cut Combo!

by hands_Free_Hanky May 23, 2009

Common Street Woman

Someone of the female gender, who partakes in the
MANNERS of a MAN, when she should not, for she does not see that the
classy and extremely sexy male individuals in her life are superior in
almost... scratch that. EVERY way

A Common Street Woman is some stupid woman who has the balls to say she is better than a man.

by WomanHaterrr July 3, 2010

buck tooth combo

The combination of silver braces presented on a rack of hyper-developed front teeth. (buck teeth)

Jeff: "Check Nick out, looks like the grill off a Rolls Royce!"
Steven: "Yeah, he's a buck tooth combo alright!"

by bocepherus March 19, 2008