commo 

Short for commodore, commonwhore, a pos Australian mass-market family car with 80yo technology. Vehicle of choice for bogans (esp with V8) and company car fleets. See falcodore.

I had some tryhard in a commo wanting to drag me at the lights.... again...

commo by sideways April 28, 2004

commo 

All-embracing Aussie slang for: communist, Marxist, Trotskyite, Maoist, militant unionist, anyone left wing; or of that ilk

"The commos on the wharves are on bloody strike again!"

commo by Remember the 50's July 28, 2008

Commo 

When your intestines rumble so bad your entire body shakes, forcing you to run to the head sharting yourself on the way down. After dropping half the load on yourself you hover over the toilet and explosive diarrhea all over the seat...only to find a grande latte mocha looking shit with extra whipped cream because a guy came in your ass the night before. Enlarged hemorrhoids shortly follow.

Dude 1 "Last night's party was insane!"

Dude 2 "It was silly insane, this morning i took a huge Commo in the dude's house, hope he has a maid!"

Commo by Strick9 January 20, 2009

Commo Commo 

When someone says something that you are proud of it is that they are also proud about. It is a mutual proudness.

For example, if Talia says "well done, you made very nice food!". And person A says "Commo Commo" because she is happy she ate after not pooing for 3 weeks.

Commo Commo by rosie.richardson123232 June 16, 2022

No commo 

No commo is a phrase used similarly to no homo, but to clarify that you are not a Communist

No commo, but red is my favorite color.

No commo, but Animals by Pink Floyd is a great album.

No commo by Cooly158 July 31, 2018

So Much In Common 

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

So Much In Common by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Going Full Common 

To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.

This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.

This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!

Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.

Going Full Common by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022