The Cold Cut Combo

To add a variety of cold cut sandwich meat to the inside of your pants, and to volunteer at the local dog in the same hour!
For community service, I went to the local dog pound, but forgot I was in the midst of The Cold Cut Combo!
by hands_Free_Hanky May 24, 2009
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Thee Molestee

To look up a sexual predator, go to his/her house, and wait to be taken advantage of!
Jimmy still hasn't come back after he decided to test out Thee Molestee!
by hands_Free_Hanky May 24, 2009
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