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pokey bum chase

A game played usually by 2 brothers (occasionally sisters) when they are little. Both contestants sit on a sofa (one at either side) whilst watching TV. To gain more space on the couch, or to kill time during adverts, the contestants commence in a dual known as "pokey bum chase".

The aim of the game is to stick your big toe up the other opponents asshole, thus making him scream like an idiot and jump off the couch, whilst you sit there laughing at the molested individual.

Natural occurance in everyday life. May result in lawsuit if played beyond the age of 18.
Brother 1: "Move over a bit!"
Brother 2: "Nut!"
*commence kicking*
*commence pokey bum chase*
Brother 2:"aaaaaaahHhhhh!"

BROTHER 1 WINS!
by C.I. December 26, 2007
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CHASED

The ack of drinking so much that normal life has slowed down so much that you believe that your rapping skills, dancing skills, nunchuck and bow staff skills are the best in all human kind. If you had such a good drunkin sobber that you wake up the next morning naked with one butt cheek waxed you have accomplished your goal.
One bad night, followed by a good morning story of guess what happened to me last night. Dont't feel to bad you just been chased.
by jimmy neutron IV December 29, 2006
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