Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.

Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.

by Lora Logic January 19, 2009

Cabbage

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

by Imogene Burgess August 3, 2007

cabacial

(Kuh-bay-shul)

A crude Spanglish combination of the Spanish word "cabeza" and the English word "facial".

Used in any scenario in which the term facial would normally apply, but the Spanish twist provides extra humiliation for your adversary.

- I gave Elise a cabacial when I ejaculated profusely on her facial region.

- *Drains Three Pointer* CABACIAL NIGGA!!!

by Mikey 301 July 12, 2007

caballsalator

A machine that Caballsalates

The man went to the factory to get his Caballs caballsalated by the caballsalator

by Juicy J aka JB May 8, 2008

Cabgas

Flatulence in a taxi.

Dude - we hopped into a Yellow Top taxi, and all of a sudden Thad busts out with the worst cabgas you've ever smelt. We had to get out 3 blocks early.

by Chris Hops February 25, 2011

Cabbage Patch Arms

Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.

Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!

by Doppleganger387 April 21, 2011

Cabbage Creeper

N. A guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. This person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.

Jeff: Yo dude did you see that gurl that Ryan was hittin it with last night?
Eric: Ya man she fuckin' smelled like ass, he's sucha Cabbage Creeper!

by YourBetchness December 7, 2011