Cattack 

Verb. A cat-like attack, ie: When someone sporadically runs up/pounces someone, then casually walks away.

Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.

"She cattacked me on the way to the kitchen!"

Cattack by Atalaya December 25, 2007

Catantrum 

A tantrum thrown during a game of Settlers of Catan.

Remember that time you stole Justin's longest road and he threw a catantrum? I almost lost an eye! That dude is nuts.

Catantrum by Captain Ore September 4, 2009

catch these ukulele strings

a variation of "catch these hands" except you are using a ukulele

yo man tyrone about to catch these ukulele strings. he dared to call me a hoe

catch these ukulele strings by toyota fam September 21, 2016

Catastrophizing 

A psychotherapeutic term for a cognitive distortion where anxiety or depression leads you to infer apocalyptic conclusions from mundane setbacks and anxieties.

Catastrophizing usually comes in a litany of steps that start from a mundane setback all the way to absolute existential hoplessness. For instance:

1. Oh no, I'm going to be late for work.
2. My boss is going to be angry.
3. I'm going to lose my job.
4. I'm not going to be able to get another one.
5. I'm going to be unemployed forever.
6. My family will starve.
7. Oh God, we're all going to die!!!

Each step in the sequence is arguably plausible, but the snowball effect takes it into the realms of absurdity after a while.

Catastrophizing by The Logical Fallacy August 19, 2018

catchi 

catchi = cat + ecchi. Ecchi ("H") pictures of catgirls. Generalized catchi includes H of any felid girl.

- Check out my new wallpaper.
- Nice catchi. Who's she?
- Kal'tsit from Arknights.

catchi by _____AAAAAAAAAA_____ January 3, 2023

Catgina 

1. The art of using a cat as birth control

2. Using a cat as a form of abortion

3. Using a cat as a penis sock

4. The place where kittens come from

5. A cats vagina

'Johnny tried to fuck me last night but I made sure I put my Catgina in first.'

- 'Its the morning, and I feel ill.'
- 'Use this Catgina'
- 'I love you dad'

'Hand me that Catgina, my penis is cold'

'Dude I just saw the soggiest Catgina'

Catgina by BillyBigBollocks January 25, 2011

Chatty Cathy 

Any woman (or man) who wont shut up. Sometimes it's interesting, sometimes it's not. Mostly not.

Lady: And then I woke up and put the blah blah .....
Me: *omg such a chatty cathy*

Chatty Cathy by seaswimmer August 16, 2016